Open letter to Al Gore:
Dear Mr. Gore,
I live inWimpy South Georgia (of the good ol’ USA).
I would like to notify you that your worldwide efforts to promote the use of squiggly bulbs and reusable bags worked!
As of today, at noon – yes 12:00, midday, my little Georgia town had hit 32 degrees! Now that might seem better than those poor folks further North that did not make it to positive numbers today, BUT 32!!! At noon! In South Georgia! Come on…..
Sir, that is not normal, nor is it a sign of global warning.
No my dearfiend friend, that might just be a sign of an impending mini-ice age!!
Sincerely,
The Green Grass
Dear Mr. Gore,
I live in
I would like to notify you that your worldwide efforts to promote the use of squiggly bulbs and reusable bags worked!
As of today, at noon – yes 12:00, midday, my little Georgia town had hit 32 degrees! Now that might seem better than those poor folks further North that did not make it to positive numbers today, BUT 32!!! At noon! In South Georgia! Come on…..
Sir, that is not normal, nor is it a sign of global warning.
No my dear
Sincerely,
The Green Grass
Quick, EVERYONE!! Ditch the reusable bags!!! But don’t throw away the squiggly light bulbs, Mercury IS a problem.
(where are my Cuddle Duds!)
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Dear Bloggyland,
I would like to take this opportunity to formally resign from my efforts to pray for snow, wish for snow, hope for snow. I think Hell may be freezing over, but no snow with it.
I apologize to all my friends in colder regions, who, every single time I hope for, pray for, wish for, snow . . . you get ice instead.Shivering Sincerely,
The Green Grass
